On March 10th, Carnac of Connecticut was in a panic. "The Rainers are behaving, this is no fun at all!" But as March moved on, the Rainers didn't disappoint as the shenanigans began. And this month, Edna McMahon from Michigan,* even stopped by with a couple predictions of her own. Today the pressure didn't let up as the Carnac Chant was heard throughout the rain.
And so..... right on schedule, here are Carnac of Connecticut's April 1st predictions:
1. Erin Brockovich files a class action lawsuit for clients wronged by inaccurate information received at Active Rain's Q&A. After Brokovich wins 30 million dollars for the plaintiffs, Universal Studios makes a movie titled "Wrong answers in the Rain". Julia Roberts plays Erin again. Broker Bryant and Kristal Kraft play themselves as Rainers who posted warnings. (HERE and HERE )
2. The first Active Rain Conventionis held in Bellevue, WA. Awards Nite is the highlight of the event with over 8000 Rainers in attendance. Awards include the previously announced Painie in the Rainie Award, The Lamie in the Rainie Award and a new award known as The GRainie Award (GREEN + Rain). The award is presented to co-winners, JaneAnne Narrin and Dena Stevens by presenters John Kerry, who said he voted against Jane and Dena before he voted for them and Al Gore, who proclaimed that he actually invented Active Rain. Conservatives and Vast Right Wing Conspiracy members Brian Brady and Linda Davis turn their backs during the presentation.
3. Marc Blasi and Chris Griffith, frustrated by an obviously broken flag thingie, start a new group, the vigilante justice group and begin smacking down plagiarizers. Jonathan Greene is the first member to join and barks "We don't need no stinkin flag thingie."
4. Buoyed by her ever popular
Weekly Carnival of Crap,
Maureen Francis hosts the very first
Carnival of Posts About Plagiarized Posts!!!! 5. The nationally renowned big bloggers go to war. It has something to do with hot dogs and cheese. The rest of us have absolutely no idea what the hell they are talking about.
6. The Codgers, having learned everything there is to know about real estate on Active Rain, decide to open their own brokerage "Codger's Condos & Cottages". Each customer is greeted with a "Codger Collectible Cup" full of hot organically & shade-grown, Fair Trade, Sumatran Roast coffee. Their hand crafted real estate signs become collector's item and everyone wants one. Their listing inventory swells.
7. Just as the Rainers get used to the very latest and newest new dashboard, another later and more newer new dashboard is introduced. Let the whining begin!!
8. *The moderators decide that all of the whining about gold stars is not the best use of their time. They give back the keys to the vault to Jonathan Washburn, who decides it is time to let everyone decide on their own if their post is worthy of being featured. The following day there are 562 featured posts, each exceptional in its own way.
9. In the year 2008, 4 out of every 5 Real Estate Agents and Mortgage Officers across the land are members of Active Rain. It's a doggone blogging miracle as the Carnival of Crap becomes a daily feature!
10. *A Project Blogger 'mentee' comes clean, admitting that all of her posts are being written by her ultra competitive mentor. Uh, oh. Rule Change.
11. Jane Fonda sees Craig "Let Peace Reign on the Rain" Schiller on NBC . As you may recall, Jane turned down Craig recently when he asked her on a date. Now realizing her mistake, Jane asks Craig to attend a private screening of her films. Craig responds with a half a peace sign gesture.
12. Speaking of celebrities, Rick and Ines's photo on Active Rain makes the cover of People Blogging Magazine.
13. More Active Rain Groups are added with such stellar additions as "Bloggers blogging about blogging".
14. And in the "Here we go again" category, one of Lenn Harley' s maps is spotted on "The Amazing Race" being used by the first place team as they race through Virginia. We all know what that means. Say it all together: LAWSUIT
15. An Active Rain Blogger creates a utility which instantly downloads Google Images to Localism. In 24 hours, he amasses 4,300,292 points. It's a Localism miracle!!!
And finally, Dr. Phil makes his monthly visit. This month's advice: Bloggers don't take yourself quite so seriously. No one else does.
January 1st Carnac Predictions
February Carnac Predictions
March Carnac Predictions
Watch again for Carnac of Connecticut around May 1st!!
Carnac Photo by Craig Schiller